Fortnite at Freddy's: Season 2, by CatOnVenus (2024)

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I See a Noob As the bus flys 'roundI take a breath for victoryWanna play solos or impostorsBut you’ll never own me King of hearts, all in (all in)I love ninja he always wins (always always wins)Can't see me dropping on the map, going tilted dont look backSaying pog with my squad, getting this dub I see a newbieOver there by the look lakeBut I got no, but I got noGolden scar and chug jugs I see a newbieAnd they’re ripe for the ownageBut I got no, but I got noGolden scar and chug jugsChug jugs chug jugs chug jugs I have lots of og skins And they are very f*cking coolIll loot this body all by myselfDont need no squad, only solosWah oh, wah ohThat's how it goesI’m in a 1v1But I know I can get this dub Na na na na na naI'm equipping ninja skinNa na na na na naI'm sure I can get this win dropping on the map, going tilted dont look backSaying pog with my squad, getting this dub I see a newbieOver there by the look lakeBut I got no, but I got noGolden scar and chug jugs I see a newbieAnd they’re ripe for the ownageBut I got no, but I got noGolden scar and chug jugsChug jugs chug jugs chug jugs My plane is full, I’ll knock you downEnjoy my rare skins, I'll own you nowI stare at fred through ninja's soulWe all know"I can get a dubsky" Ninja will never failSo heed this cautionary taleYou've got 5 wins, my little friendYou'll never conquer those noobsYou are bad (Ha, ha, ha, ha, jump in!) I see a newbieOver there by the look lakeBut I got no, but I got noGolden scar and chug jugs I see a newbieAnd they’re ripe for the ownageBut I got no, but I got noGolden scar and chug jugsChug jugs chug jugs chug jugs Chug jugs chug jugs chug jugs

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Fortnite!No time to choose where to dropI stick to the noob gathering spotsMe and my squad mates gonna do it rightYou'll never see us run away from a fightTo win at fortnite is my dreamAll I've got to do is believe (I believe)I've got a chance to dubI'm on my way to victory (fortnite)I get a vic royale if I just believeI'm playing fortntie gamesI want ninja to play with me(I believe)I'm gonna be the very bestCause all I've got to do is believe in me (fortnite)

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It-it's date time!I find you a libreal like greifer popbob, greifn' my, my base till its rubbleScreaming' aa-aa-aa", you are very scary, hope you get killed by fit mcLook at my bow and yo, yo, yo, got me drinkin' all the pots-pots-potsWhy don't you become a former shell of yourself until I fight you oh-wee-oh! You are dumb and dumb and dumb and dumb and gay (hey!)You're the noob youre really suck, (no) I will not give you my base coords f*ckWhen you're gone, I sob because my base is in ruins (I'm so sad!)You are so infamous, no me gusta, cut it out, geez?You are a libreal i hate youGreifin my base, and abusing backdoor access too much too much too much I find you a libreal like greifer popbob, greifn' my, my base till its rubbleScreaming' aa-aa-aa", you are very scary, hope you get killed by fit mcLook at my bow and yo, yo, yo, got me drinkin' all the pots-pots-potsWhy don't you become a former shell of yourself until I fight you oh-wee-oh! Are you transgender?I would accept you if you were transgender.Cuz I am very accepting nowThat is ok with me, you cow? (stupid dumb greifer) You got tnt I got fitmcCall me "Pogchamp" like I'm FitMCI hate your stupid popbob domeI'm under the influence AHHHHHH f*ck YOU YOUI laugh through the pain, but the griefs break my heart my heart my heart I find you a libreal like greifer popbob, greifn' my, my base till its rubbleScreaming' aa-aa-aa", you are very scary, hope you get killed by fit mcLook at my bow and yo, yo, yo, got me drinkin' all the pots-pots-potsWhy don't you become a former shell of yourself until I fight you oh-wee-oh! You told me a lie, then relinked the bed chainAs your final major act of treachery on the serverYour final goodbye, unlucky for you your domes destroyedAnd you smell and suck alot, you are a noob I find you a libreal like greifer popbob, greifn' my, my base till its rubbleScreaming' aa-aa-aa", you are very scary, hope you get killed by fit mcLook at my bow and yo, yo, yo, got me drinkin' all the pots-pots-potsWhy don't you become a former shell of yourself until I fight you oh-wee-oh!

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my fortnite rap"YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a ninja hat!(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE! WHEN YOU GET SOME VIC ROYS! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music playsMe: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of battle royale with a fortnite ninja and a hot figglehorn f*cking ninja all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the squad mate named chonged put his dong in IVORY!girl takes off shirt and sings oH YeAhhhh ITS FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE! WHEN YOU GET SOME VIC ROYS! AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSSme strokes dong mmmm ya its fortnite battle royale with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

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Everybody watch out(Watch out)'Cause someone's out to turn this night around(Turn this night around)Is it you?Or is it I?Nobody knows... Look around your shoulder(Shoulder?)I don't want to be carried away in a hearse(Carried away)I wish I knewHow I might dieBut nobody knows You're a sneaky little impostor!Aren't you?Aren't you?You're a sneaky little impostor!Aren't you?Aren't you?But you're fortnite impostors!I can feel it!I can feel it in my bones!So why don't you show yourself?And leave us all alone? You're a sneaky little impostor!Aren't you?Aren't you?You're a sneaky little impostor!Aren't you?Aren't you?But you're fortnite imposotors!I can feel it!I can feel it in my bones!So why don't you show yourself? They're listening inTo everything we're discussin'No one is safe!But we got to keep on breathin''Cause the actor's hereThe actor's playin' the part(Oh, they or them's so sneaky!) Look around your shoulder(Shoulder?)I don't want to be carried away in a hearse(Carried away)I wish I knewHow I might dieBut nobody knows You're a sneaky little impostor!Aren't you?Aren't you?You're a sneaky little impostor!Aren't you?Aren't you?But you're fortnite impostoros!I can feel it!I can feel it in my bones!So why don't you show yourself?And leave us all alone?Maybe you're just messin' with us!Aren't you?Aren't you?Yeah, maybe you're just messin' with us!Aren't you?Aren't you?But you're imposotors!I can feel it!4I can feel it in my bones!So why don't you show yourself? (Show yourself)Show yourself...(Show yourself)You're fortnite impostor, so show yourself(Show yourself)(Show yourself)'Cause not a single one of us wants to die here right now(No, no, no, no!) I think we're done with this charade(Show yourself)So why don't you come out(Show yourself)And please stop playin' with our brains(Show yourself)Oh no!(No, no, no, no) You're a sneaky little impostor!Aren't you?Aren't you?You're a sneaky little impostor!Aren't you?Aren't you?But you're fortnite imporsor!I can feel it!I can feel it in my bones!So just leave us alone! You're a sneaky little impostor!Aren't you?Aren't you?You're a sneaky little impostor!Aren't you?Aren't you?But you're fortnite imposotrs!I can feel it!I can feel it in my bones!So why don't you show yourself?

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I don't know what I was thinkingLeaving my ipad at homeNow I suffer the boredomAnd now i cant get those vic roysWith all these vbucks, skins, and emotesAdded to my collectionI can't wait to get home and play fortniteIs this scar im seekingOr seeking another kind of gunStuck in my own paradoxI wanna set myself freeMaybe I should shoot some noobsBefore i get eliminatedIt won't be long before I'll get that dubskeyIt's been so longSince I last have got a dubLost to this gamerTo the Ninja who always snipes meSince i got eliminatedI've been singing this stupid songSo I could ponderHow youre so good at fortniteI wish I could buy more skinsWith the gift of getting vbucksBut my mom keeps refusing to let me buy moreThose new epic skinsThose season passes are all I rememberThose fuzzy memories mess with my temperNinja keeps killing meBut swearing isnt justified What happened to my ipad, I'm terrifiedIt lingers in my mindAnd my win number keeps on getting biggerI'm sorry my sweet ninjaI shouldnt have stream sniped youIt's been so longSince I last have got a dubLost to this gamerTo the Ninja who always snipes meSince i got eliminatedI've been singing this stupid songSo I could ponderHow youre so good at fortnite

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Think of fortnite as limitless joyGolden scars ninja and all of that cool stuffThink of each player trying their bestAs dubs minute in decimal Resident gamer, how do you plead?Ninja needs your testimony on the standSolemnly swear to tell the whole truthSo help you noob, now do default danceNinja your honor, may I explain?My brain has claimed its glory over meI’d never swear I didn’t mean tooI sentence you to play baby game All my forts now crumble down the noobs are gasping under tiltedWhy must fortnite gaming end, why am i forced to play minecraft I boot up the game and it is very lameI hate this stupid baby poopy gameHere in my new world griefers are lordI sure hope they don’t blow up my base I commenced enchanting diamond armor i need netheriteI hope once I achieve it I can finally go back to fortnitespiraling down sir ninja pleaseI beg of thee, have mercy on meI was just a noob you seeI plead of thee have sympathy for meSee how the noobs work the map (see where they drop)And they give it all they've gotAnd they give it all they've gotAnd you give it all you've got 'til you're downedHahahaha See how ninja gets the dubsAnd you get downed by a pro you couldn’t killAnd you get downed by a pro get downed by-Someone help meUnderstand how i can learn to play fortniteNinja I don’t know what's a vbuck When I wake up I log onto playThat baby game I was once forced to playNever they ponder, weather baby gameAwesome if you look at it right.

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Ayo, Ninja, this sh*t hot boyPeople drop at loot lake where the chests areAt least I think or am I dead wrong?Boot up the game on my brand news ipadI equip and skin and wait for next game 20 hours on my ipadPlaying fortnite on my ipadPlayed 20 hours on my ipadBuying vbucks i love fortnite Now season 1 map is paved with memoriesOf those good old days of 2017And evеry solos mathc, I think back to what it once wasBack in those good old days of 2017 Uh, I reminisce about old updatesThings change, I get it, 'cause the game needs updates?Yeah I was going through skins last nightWatching old clutch clips of me getting epic vic roysAy, for a minute, we was fullThen we shot just a little to close to the prosNow we finished, now we downedGuess we really should have dranked our chug jugs 20 hours on an ipadPlaying fortnite, on my ipadPlayed 20 hours, but it's hopelessPlaying fortnite, but i get downed Now season 1 map is paved with memoriesOf those good old days of 2017And evеry solos mathc, I think back to what it once wasBack in those good old days of 2017

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(Ayo, Ninja, this is hot, boy) [Verse 1]I wear a mask with a smile ever since i got snipedStare at my ipad while I hold back my tears tonightAnd when they ask me why im yelling i scream, "I got downed"And when they ask me why im yelling i scream, "I got downed"But the fact isI have never won a game of fortniteAll I’ve done is rage quitWhy am i always like this [Pre-Chorus]That's what the squads forThat's what the point of the squads for [Chorus]With them were always winnin', I am never dyin'IM now always smilin', we won (Yeah, I'm good)The dubs just keep on pilin', it's so very coolSo I will keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)I was loosing for so many gamesKept dying I was just so lameBut thats over now i can get dumbs, im proGet dubs im pro get dubs im get dubs im pro [Verse 2]When playin solos I get killed by strong prosScared to start a match, haven't got a solo dub in agesBut I've been grindingSo I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ishYeah, I'm okay, bitch But the fact isIm the one who went and stream sniped ninjaI thought I was so awesomeBut then I got exiled from my squad team [Pre-Chorus]So now I am depressed So i will sing dream song known as depression athem [Chorus]So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifyingBut I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)I've been carin' too much So long, it's real, so long, it's real [Outro]I miss my squad I miss my squad

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I got no skins, I got no fortnite skins,I got no fortnite skins, and I can't buy vbuck,And I'm regretting not buying skinsOf my ninja whos so cool and neatBecause he is so good at fortniteAnd I know this is,I know this is the truth,Cause mom wont let me use her credit card no moreThese epic gamers roaming in the map,Wrecking noobs without ninja skinsBecause people without ninja have no swagChorus:So my ipads on, and game up 'till dawn,I got no mats and my life's on the lineI felt like I won, but I got eliminated,The nightmare repeats itself every timeGot to keep my calm, and carry onKeep on begging mom for vbucksSo i will cry, until she buysAnd if she dosent ill take a sh*t on the rugVerse 2I have this urgeI have this urge to stealI have this urge to steal so i can buy vbuckI'm getting sick from these excusesFrom my stupid bitch momThat her money matters so much more than vbuckBut I'm sobbingI'm sobbing againNo will listen and no one will understand,Because I cant win without ninja skinCause hes as epic as they comeAnd always gets those epic vicroysChorus:So my ipads on, and game up 'till dawn,I got no mats and my life's on the lineI felt like I won, but I got eliminated,The nightmare repeats itself every timeFive wins at fortniteYoure struggling to get those dubs?I just don't get itJust shoot those freakin nubs?Five wins at Fortnite